![]() What’s a biscuit’s favorite movie? The Crusty Lion.ġ2. What’s a biscuit’s favorite TV show? The Great British Bake Off.ġ1. Why did the biscuit feel guilty? It had too many raisins.ġ0. What’s a biscuit’s favorite sport? Crumpetball.ĩ. ![]() ![]() What do you call a biscuit that’s too hot to handle? A sizzlescone.Ĩ. What’s a biscuit’s favorite band? Rolling Scones.ħ. Why did the biscuit break up with its girlfriend? She was too flaky.Ħ. Why did the biscuit join a gym? It wanted to be in good dough.ĥ. What do you call a biscuit that can sing? A tuniscone.Ĥ. What did the biscuit say when it was nervous? “I feel crumbly.”ģ. Why did the biscuit go to the doctor? It felt crummy.Ģ. “Just dough it” Bite-Sized Biscuit Banter (One-liner Puns)ġ. “Are you knot going to try these biscuits?”ġ9. “Biscuits and gravy, we go gravy back”ġ6. “I’m in a real jam, but these biscuits shouldn’t be”ħ. “I’m just looking for a reason to biscuit”Ģ. It’s time to bite into laughter with these biscuit puns! “Punnylicious Biscuits to Crumble for” (Editors Pick)ġ. So whether you’re a fan of sweet or savory biscuits, get ready to have a laugh and share some pun-derful moments with friends and family. From classics like “dunking dilemma” to more creative plays on words like “scone cold killer,” these puns are perfect for adding a bit of humor to your baking adventures or just random conversation. I'm sure it all ended up in a mass debate anyway.Looking for something crumbelievable to satisfy your pun appetite? Look no further than this collection of 200+ biscuit puns that are sure to have you laughing out loud. Were a means of fending off sexual tensions which might otherwise be too particular. You could, I suppose, say that such communal ejaculations My shocked informant assured me that only straight boys could bring themselves Įxact rules were vague but the main point of it was that contributors all threwĪ sock into a carrier bag and the blindfolded victim had to match sock Sock Game over which decency much draw a belated veil. Ironically my source, who was gay, got called a ![]() Have heard lurid accounts of the thing being rife at a North Wales private I take the point that the myth may have given rise to the game but I Now, since it's late and nobody will read it. Otherwise you just don't know from whom it's coming. Gourmets, I'm told, abstain from the biscuit and prefer to have I will now also tell you that I know for a fact that some of the people I know HAVE IN FACT PLAYED the Cracker Game! I know this because I used to be a bartender at a hardcore gay leather bar in Boston, and some of the patrons TOLD me they had done so! I think, in my opinion, that they did this BECAUSE they had heard about the UL, rather than any sense of, shall we say, tradition? Of course, that's not to say that all people who bring it up are "gay", or are predatory, or anything like that, as it has been in the popular consciousness for quite a while now, and some people are bringing it up because they heard about it, and were duly shocked, and now wonder if it could be real or a legend. I would always wonder about the motives of anyone who would bring it up, and examine them a bit closer! The Cracker Game was more or less the same conversational gambit, only usually with teens of roughly the same age instead of chickenhawks and chickens. Usually the gentleman will end up asking if the bloke "has a girlfriend" and then you know right there what is going on in his mind. I compare it to when a bloke is hitchiking and he gets picked up by a gentleman of the sodomic persuasion. It was really just a way of introducing sex into the conversation and gauging the other persons reaction to it, to see if they might be interested in a little "yadda yadda yadda." My theory was always that the "Cracker Game" as it's know in the States, was more or less a myth. Man, this place is turning into, or something!
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